_{Out of nine so far, one’s a psycho who killed four others, one committed suicide, one is a bloody soccer-mum, and then there’s you. My crazy sister is sane by comparison.}

jaceherndales:

Any man who must say, I am the king, is no true king.

the others…they’re not you.

Scarlett Johansson at the 2013 Tony Awards

slydigger:

listen there’s no time to explain but I need you to date me

_{i hate to say it but there ain’t no scene in the vip for me.}

hammandbuble:

Have 30 seconds of Jeremy Renner’s laugh.

circumcisions:

this had better be the summer where i suddenly get hot or else i give up

vardaesque:

and then nat saved the day